Question and Answer BLONDE JOKES >>
Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
Too many blondes were drowning.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.
What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawn mower?
The green "Welcome" mat is ripped all to shreds.
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Why do blondes always drink with straws?
Practice.
What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common?
They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced.
Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains?
Her husband died.
How is a dumb blonde like spaghetti?
They both squirm when you eat them.
What do you call 22 blondes standing in a row?
Wind tunnel.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did she finally pass her test?
She took the examiner with her
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!
Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
What does a blond say after making love?
"Thanks guys..."
Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?
Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
How does a blonde high-5?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
Frosted Flakes.
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Why do blonds avoid self serve gas stations?
Hey! this is a JAP joke - not a Blond joke!
Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
She was having sunny periods.
What do most blonds have against condoms?
Their cheeks!
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Her IQ goes up!
Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 11 months?
Because the box said 2 to 4 years.
Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
Who cares
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
What do you call a blond driving a car?
An Air Bag
How does a blonde get pregnant?
And I thought blondes were dumb!
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
What is the difference between a blondes legs and cold butter?
Cold butter is difficult to spread.
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
After a dye job.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Do you know how blondes make babies?
1 - No
2 - Boy! And you thought blondes were stupid!
What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
What do tou call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
An air pocket.
Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
What does a Blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations. (another Jap joke?)
Why do blondes have vaginas?
So guys will talk to them at parties.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What is the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One is a busy ditch.
Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
So she could lip read.
How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
When she farts, her knees bag.
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Bucket seats.
How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning?
Opens the car door.
How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped tooth.
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
How does a blonde part their hair?
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
How can you tell a real blond from a fake?
Fuck her!
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A blond doing cartwheels.
What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession.
What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
Nail polish!
What do a Bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have little Black Boxes
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
How do you change a blondes mind?
Blow in her ear.
What do you see when you look deep into the eyes of a blonde?
The back of her head.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
How do blondes commit suicide?
They put spikes on their shoulder pads.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
B.J.
If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley.
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
How is a blonde unlike the Titanic?
You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
"How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)
What do you call a brunette and four blondes standing on a street corner?
Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks!
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
Did you hear about the Blonde who won a gold medal?
She was so proud that she had it bronzed.
What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
Perri-air
What does a blond say during a porno?
There I am!!
How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and snif at the bottom of the pool.
What do four blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
From dating blonde men.
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About 2 cans of hair spray
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Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said "I wish I were smarter than her."
She became a brunette. The third blond said "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were standing together and someone dropped a $100 bill in front of them, who would pick it up?
The dumb blonde....there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a smart blonde.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?"
"He was on top ", she replyed.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? "The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over. The cop says "May I see your license please?" The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face and asks what a license is.
The cop answers by saying that she had to take a written test, a drivers test, then if she passed, she got a little piece of paper with her picture and her address on it incased in plastic. "Oh, I think I've got one of those. So the blonde digs in her purse and pulls out the license. The officer goes back to call it in. A minute later, he
returns and asks for her registration. "What's a regristration?" she asks. "When you purchase a car, we send you license plates, a sticker and a little pink peice of paper with the model of the car on it." She stops and thinks about it for a minute, then says "OH, I think I have one of those." And she digs in the glove compartment and produces the regristration slip. The cop goes back to the squad car and calls it in. A minute or two later, the cop comes back with his pants down and his rod hanging out. "Miss I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalizer test."
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
Another blonde sent a post card home:
"Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought we were going to die. The funny part was that she thought we were laughing at her joke.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Did you hear about >>
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
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