Question and Answer BLONDE JOKES >>
What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747
How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
Shine a torch in her ears.
What did the blonde do when she got her period?
Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped tooth.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
Why do blondes tattoo their zipcode under their belly button?
So they can get the male into the right box.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.
Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A blond electrician
How is a blonde like a frying pan?
You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
Far-from-thinkin
What goes "VROOOM SCREECH! VROOOM SCREECH! VROOOM SCREECH!"
A blonde at a flashing red light!
What do you call a smart blond?
A labrador.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why do blonds have orgasms ?
So they know when to stop having sex !
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
To keep her neck warm.
What did the blonde say when the job interviewer asked "Please spell your name?"
"Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E."
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Fertilised.
What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
Divorced.
Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
From dating blonde men.
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
After a dye job.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why do Blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is.
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits!"
Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).
How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
To keep from bruising their ears.
What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Her feet!
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
But why do brunettes take the pill ?
Wishful Thinking.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - 1 to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms.
How is a blonde unlike the Titanic?
You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell a real blond from a fake?
Fuck her!
What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First
What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Bucket seats.
What does a blond say after making love?
"Thanks guys..."
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
Because she loved children.
What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
An air bag.
Why does a blond eat beans on Saturday?
So she can take a bubble bath on Sunday.
What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How do you brainwash a Blonde?
Give her an enema.
How does a blonde part their hair?
1 - (Action of scissoring legs apart)
2 - By doing the splits.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced.
What is the difference between Big Foot and a smart blonde?
There have been confirmed sightings of Big Foot.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself, gets up, and goes home.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
What do you call a blond driving a car?
An Air Bag
What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
She picks up her purse and goes home.
How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
They spread for the bread.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning?
Opens the car door.
Why did the blonde get on the roof?
She heard that drinks were on the house
What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
They both have black roots.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
How is a dumb blonde like spaghetti?
They both squirm when you eat them.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
How do you drown a Blonde??
Put a mirror in the bathtub...
How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
Just One... Boomer Esiason.
What is 74 to a blonde?
69 plus G.S.T.
Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
How do blonde braincells die ?
Alone.
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
To cover up the valve stem.
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it the looser it gets.
How can you tell if she has been back to the computer?
Writing on the whiteout.
How would a blond punctuate the following? :"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.
Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
How does a blonde part their hair?
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
What does a Blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations. (another Jap joke?)
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.
Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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Other BLONDE JOKES >>
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?"
"He was on top ", she replyed.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? "The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said "I wish I were smarter than her."
She became a brunette. The third blond said "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Another blonde sent a post card home:
"Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought we were going to die. The funny part was that she thought we were laughing at her joke.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were standing together and someone dropped a $100 bill in front of them, who would pick it up?
The dumb blonde....there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a smart blonde.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over. The cop says "May I see your license please?" The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face and asks what a license is.
The cop answers by saying that she had to take a written test, a drivers test, then if she passed, she got a little piece of paper with her picture and her address on it incased in plastic. "Oh, I think I've got one of those. So the blonde digs in her purse and pulls out the license. The officer goes back to call it in. A minute later, he
returns and asks for her registration. "What's a regristration?" she asks. "When you purchase a car, we send you license plates, a sticker and a little pink peice of paper with the model of the car on it." She stops and thinks about it for a minute, then says "OH, I think I have one of those." And she digs in the glove compartment and produces the regristration slip. The cop goes back to the squad car and calls it in. A minute or two later, the cop comes back with his pants down and his rod hanging out. "Miss I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalizer test."
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
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Did you hear about >>
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
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